By now everyone and their grandma has heard of Tiger, the car crash, his wife, and the golf club.
Does the official story really relate these items in correct relativity? How many times has Tiger left his driveway? The tree and the hydrant were there before weren't they? Who switched their positions? Here's a guy that can hit an almost impossible golf shot 3-4 times a year at least but can't judge his own fucking driveway? I think his wife, the Valkyrie used the old golf club as a war hammer and knocked the shit out of Mr. Woods. Whatever it was he did he better not do it again. I wonder if at anytime prior to him being in a daze outside his house did his wife use the words "don't make me hurt you".Will we ever know the truth? Tiger-get a lock for your clubs dude.
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