Hail the president

Hamid Karzai, the Godfather/president of the Afghan Mafia scored a stunning victory (again) as the Afghans decided not to have a run-off due to the last election being one of the most corrupt in history. I wonder what kind of threat they gave his opponent. Maybe something like kill his family, who knows? Why complain about how fraudulent an election is if you're not going run in the run off? Was there any doubt that our puppet would win? I think after Hamas won an honest election our government will make sure that their puppets never lose an election again. After all, we spend good money on our flunkies.